Fifty Shades Of Grey

Welp, looks like those kinky, kooky kids are at back at it again.

FIFTY SHADES DARKER and JANE EYRE are not as different as you might think.

You won't believe this, but the new FIFTY SHADES isn't a great movie.

It's like a sexy, sex-filled volcano sexily erupting right in your stupid face.

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are stuck, however.

You will believe their results!

How FIFTY SHADES' success at the box office is part of a giant step back for sex in film.

How the BDSM movie is all tied up between being a bad movie and facilitating an ugly cultural narrative.

The unsexy adaptation of the smut fan fic at least has one good Johnson going for it. 

And one with little sex, weirdly.

Get the scoop.

There will be a PACIFIC RIM actor in this movie, goddammit.