Food

Take your KFC Double Down and Doritos Taco Bell and go home. Pizza Hut UK has a pizza with a hot dog in the crust.

An incredibly fucked up commercial for International House of Pancakes from 1969.

If you buy these you probably deserve to choke on them.

Today I’m teaching you how to make easy, flaky, buttermilk biscuits served several ways: with honey butter and preserves, as a cheese, ham and egg sandwich, as a caprese sandwich, and smothered in sausage gravy. And you get the original recipe for a spectacular brunch cocktail, to boot. Score!

Get ready to munch on some Wahlburgers, Boston.

You gotta eat those raptors before they eat you.

To honor the oft-neglected food segment of our Badass Lifestyle Guarantee, I present to you the how-to for my newest baking concoction: Banana Bread Cupcakes with Peanut Butter and Nutella Frosting. They’re easy to make and folks flip over them, so if you have a badass chick or fella you want to impress, keep these babies in your wheelhouse.

The king of the dinosaurs is now the king of the Bar Mitzvah desserts!

And no, the answer isn’t ‘stroke him off.’

Your chance to eat the Old God before he eats you.

Taco Bell puts all decency aside and wraps a taco in Doritos.

Looking for the perfect snack to enjoy before seeing YOUR HIGHNESS this weekend? This special brownie recipe will be just what the Wize Wizard ordered.