Gemma Arterton

So British you won't even know what to do with yourself.

Bad news for the two of us who liked that movie.

This should please a couple of you and perplex the rest.

Love and loss, vampire style.

Hopefully with even more forced swearing and incestuous undertones.

Imagine a very special SUPERNATURAL episode written by Sam Raimi.

The rest is kind of iffy, though.

This long delayed movie looks like it should have stayed delayed.