George Lucas

Nobody knows, but people are already speculating.

Disney swoops in, rescues STAR WARS from George Lucas. Devin prepares to hug a wookie. 

This shit is crazy.

Seth Green's CGI ROBOT CHICKEN-lite show STAR WARS: DETOURS gets a trailer, while STAR WARS officially mashes up with CARS.

The producer doesn't think Indy has any more adventures in him.

STAR WARS was released 35 years ago today.

Where were you in '63? And '64? And '65? And '66? The lesser-known sequel to George Lucas' masterpiece spans four years of the turbulent 60s.

Bad breakups hurt, but sometimes they leave you stronger. And while it's easy to focus on the pain, you have to remember it only hurts so much because the good stuff was so damn good.

You were wrong all this time, fanboy.

Fox decides the audience for the 3D rerelease of THE PHANTOM MENACE is little kids.

Lucas grumbles about the fanboys and feeds yet another reporter that line of shit about making personal movies. 

If the show were ever made, we know what it would probably be called.