Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Bad news for the two of us who liked that movie.

Evan goes to bat for some of this year's redheaded step-children.

This should please a couple of you and perplex the rest.

Hopefully with even more forced swearing and incestuous undertones.

Imagine a very special SUPERNATURAL episode written by Sam Raimi.

Prepare for the glorious absurdity of HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS with a primer on German wine.