John Malkovich

Step aside, YOUNG POPE. There's a new sheriff in town.

Standing in line for three hours to pay $100 for an autograph is more fun.

An amazing cast fights a devil dog, I guess?

"You will find me in your yard..."

But is that really a bad thing?

Not a big enough step to break any hips, fortunately.

The refined gentlemen will star in a crime thriller whose screenplay made the 2009 Black List.