Kirk Cameron

They're coming to get your Christmas!

The best-selling Rapture series gets another adaptation, this time with almost a budget.

And on the 12th of October the Lord created Kirk Cameron, and He said 'It is good.' And then He created Five Dollar Foot Longs, and He said 'This is also good.'

Renowned dipshit and GROWING PAINS star challenges the science of world’s leading physicist.