Natalie Portman

The director is a no-show on the first day of her new movie.

It's still November 5th somewhere.

Someone who was hired to make audiences think Natalie Portman could dance in BLACK SWAN is annoyed that audiences thought Natalie Portman could dance in BLACK SWAN.

Swearing and boobs abound in the new red band trailer for the fantasy comedy.

Who kicked ass? Who took names? Who are we still talking about as the year comes to a close? Meredith lists her top 10 fave fictional characters of the year.

Many few F-bombs and naked White Women in the green band trailer for the fantasy comedy YOUR HIGHNESS, but it still seems to mostly work. Also: a new poster.

BLACK SWAN is what happens when the most vital filmmaker working today smashes TALES FROM THE CRYPT together with THE RED SHOES and makes one of the year’s best movies.

Natalie Portman in a bikini. Justin Theroux being sleazy. A dope smoking puppet. Danny McBride on a quest. Raunchy, filthy language. All this and more awaits you within, as you watch the red band trailer for YOUR HIGHNESS.

Ah, like a sneeze inducing dream we have Natalie Portman pulling a vogue under a rain of black feathers for the new BLACK SWAN poster.