PASSENGERS Review: Somewhere Between Tedious And Deeply Upsetting
This movie is a real problem.
This movie is a real problem.
What even is this?
Lovers in space. With explosions!
Huh. You don't often see someone almost drowning in a spaceship.
This movie looks unbelievably sleek.
These two lovebirds will stare at you until your heart explodes.
Good-looking people in shiny environments!
Will someone please just make this movie, already?
No word on who Johnny Depp will play.
The film loses its star AND distributor AND will to live.
Nothing is more sexy than speculative fiction.