Pinocchio

We probably could've found a less depressing header image for this post.

In which Netflix scores another coup.

Probably without the cigar-smoking scene.

Whether you're invested in Disney films or the further adventures of a certain gentleman spy, this is one conspicuous development.

Mendes is waving goodbye to JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH.

Over half that title is a joke.

And he could maybe direct it!

The writer is in talks to write the film for Tim Burton and RDJ.

Critical failure in New Optimism core! Unable to find designate 'Positive Side!' Initiating core dump before meltdown!

A darker, more allegorical version of the story of the puppet that came to life? From GdT and the Henson Co? Sign me up.