Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Sure, why not.

Devin and Evan brave the sewers, the tornadoes and the boxing ring. 

Garbage movie opens big, gets garbage sequel!

Hey, it's the worst TURTLES movie yet. 

Heroes on a full wall.

This is the best day of my life.

Motion posters are, like, skinny video clips. Little bit of info for ya. 

Also: Whoopi Goldberg alert!

I think they're making this pizza-eating ninja turtle movie too silly!

Now with one second of Shredder and slightly more Turtle-Face!

See more Ninja Turtle action and hear Tony Shalhoub voice a rat.