The Week In Fake Movie News

All 52 new DC titles revealed! Also, RIP Cousin Eddie.

Sam Strange reveals the Five Obstructions Martin Scorsese must overcome in his collaboration with Lars von Trier!

Saying farewell to industrialist Herman Blume. Also: Will Smith, Osama bin Laden and who is writing the DARK TOWER tie-in novels.

I pity the fool who misses this installment of the fakest movie news on the web.

Another week, another batch of news items that may or may not have happened. Also, leave your condolences for Iam Sam.