Time Waster

Google moves into hip hop with their first inhuman beat box.

Kurt Russell, Weird Al Yankovic, Sarah Silverman and some of the best modern comedy talent rerecord We Are the World. Not very well, but they rerecord it.

Two combatants. Two minions. Hatred that burns hotter than a thousand suns. Acrobatic moves. A rousing score. It’s the battle of two cats and two crows, and fight scenes will never be the same.

ROBOCOP meets Journey… and the movie goes on and on and on and on.

One of the great conflicts of our time has been between the Angry Birds and the Pigs. Millions of iPhone and iPad users have participated in the battles, losing precious hours of productivity to the struggle. Now the two sides meet for peace talks. Can an end to violence be found?

My favorite site of the day is 9 Eyes, a Tumblr that posts interesting pictures taken from Google Street View. Some of the photos are just slices of evocative life, some are silly, some are people fucking with the Google Street View car and some are actually beautiful. Quite a few of them, though, are pictures of hookers.

The Boss, dressed like he’s playing Max’s Kansas City, joins Jimmy Fallon (in Neil Young mode) for a ballad version of Willow Smith’s interminable pop song.

Metallica’s Kirk Hammett accidentally kicks a young child. On video.

What if Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Capra or Michael Bay directed THE SOCIAL NETWORK? Find out inside.

This video, purportedly made by an ad agency in the 1960s, pokes glorious fun at advertising cliches. Warning: Brief titties.

Jimmy Fallon brings together Goldblum and Markie to make music history.