Transformers

This is a truly dark day for fans of robo-smashing.

Who would've thought that fixing a franchise based on action figures would depend on appealing to children? It just boggles the mind.

Could December bring an actually-good Transformers film?

The jury’s still out on whether or not it succeeds.

Can the Transformers series save a soul?

A low bar, but still.

We've heard this one before, sir.

More like GUMPFORMERS.

Michael Bay's latest is getting here earlier than expected.

Per Michael Bay, so we have to take it seriously.

It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it.

Here comes your new June tradition.