Criterion Chan: HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU
Yes, there are bad Jackie Chan movies.
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Evan Saathoff
Join Date: Sep 15, 2011 • Last Entry Date: Jun 05, 2020 • Articles: 5400
Evan has been smartassing-up the Internet since 2008. His passions include dumb action movies, not-dumb action movies, Shakespeare, and Tyler Perry. While he claims to understand that people don't always get what they want, he nevertheless believes it would be “cool” if he could become more like Danny DeVito with age.
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Criterion Chan: THE YOUNG MASTER
It turns out the key to unstoppable kung fu is opium.
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Criterion Chan: MY LUCKY STARS
Well, more like Criterion Hung.
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Criterion Chan: FEARLESS HYENA
In which Jackie Chan is neither fearless nor a hyena.
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Criterion Chan: SPIRITUAL KUNG FU
Jackie Chan and five goofy ghosts kick some ass.
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Sandler’s Netflix: MURDER MYSTERY
Move along, nothing to see here.
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Sandler’s Netflix: THE WEEK OF
UNCUT GEMS for people who can’t handle UNCUT GEMS.
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Superman Returns: Henry Cavill Is In Talks To Play The Man Of Steel Again
Maybe he’ll actually get to play a real Superman this time.
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Streaming Fury: REVENGER
A gem hidden in the depths of the Netflix vault.
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Zack Snyder Gloats About Snyder Cut With A Difficult To See Picture Of Darkseid
I mean, that has to be Darkseid, right?
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Sandler’s Netflix: SANDY WEXLER
About as indulgent as they get.
