The TOTAL RECALL Trailer’s Trailer Is Duly Shitty
Well I, for one, will be waiting with bated breath for the real trailer's premiere on Sunday.
The trailer's trailer for Len Wiseman's inexplicably Mars-free remake of Total Recall is live, reminding us to watch the REAL trailer on Sunday. It's all crowded skies and slo-mo explosions and big, bass-laden rattles and pensively shirtless Colin Farrell. The trailer's trailer represents precisely what one might expect from Len Wiseman's inexplicably Mars-free remake of Total Recall. I eagerly await the legitimate surprises sure to be contained within Sunday's full trailer.
In related news: who gave studio suits the note that audiences hate Mars? I like Mars! It's still cool to like Mars, right?
