Hulk Smash Ladyparts (NSFW)

One of Marvel's biggest coups in the movie world is appealing to women; the Marvel movies aren't the stereotypical boy-oriented dweebfests, and they have a strong female following. What if Marvel took that a step farther and licensed out The Avengers to a sex toy manufacturer? 

A tumblr user named Sarmai has created a line of toys, each based on an Avenger. Some are pretty clever - I like that Hawkeye pinpoints the G-spot and that the Black Widow is highly concealable - and the design of the Thor vibrator is awesome. The big Hulk dildo is a touch obvious. I'm not totally wild about the Captain America one - maybe it needed a winged clitoral stimulator?

But we're missing some. What would a Nick Fury vibrator look like? A Coulson? I imagine the Helicarrier would be a variation on the all-consuming Hitachi Wand.