Houston! Join Me For The HOME ALONE Pizza Party Tonight

Tonight at 7:30pm at Alamo Drafthouse Houston Vintage Park, I'm hosting the Action Pack Home Alone quote-along and pizza party, and you should totally join me because it's better to be home alone together than home alone alone. 

Here's what it entails: 

* A Home Alone quote-along with excellent props like after-shave, a comb, a toothbrush and all the other items you need to keep yourself looking sharp for Santy Clause

* An all-you-can-eat pizza party

* A pizza-eating contest with great prizes for the winner and a righteous feathering for the loser

* Me in my best Christmas sweater, super excited to see you

So I'll see you there, right? Get your tickets here, and Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.