ANNABELLE 2’s Announcement Trailer Might Make You Finally Stop Playing With Scary Dolls, You Weirdo

Look, I can’t lie to you. I don’t know from Annabelle. I don’t really know from The Conjuring either. My only relationship to this scary-ass doll is the fact that she seems to be very popular and Devin’s look at the its real origin remains one of the site’s biggest stories.

So I’d be foolish not to share this announcement trailer, despite my ignorance:

This is fun! Mom walks in on tea time while holding a crucifix. Annabelle responds by cracking her daughter’s neck before lifting the kid up and making the rest of her sound like a nearly finished back of microwave popcorn. Then she starts and earthquake. Is there anything she can't do?

I believe this is a prequel to the first Annabelle, which might have been prequel to The Conjuring, which is a prequel to Insidious, which all leads up to how the Saw series began. Here’s a synopsis:

Several years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, soon becoming the target of the dollmaker’s possessed creation, Annabelle.

Let me know how close I got in the comments.