See The Trailer For The Craziest Goddamn Movie Of 2018, PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH

I've seen Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich twice now - once at the Dallas International Film Fest and the second time on my couch, stoned out of my brain - and I gotta tell you, I firmly stand by this assertion:

"Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich isn't a movie. It's a Gallagher-style comedic routine. Only instead of watermelons being smashed, bodies are punctured, mangled, and eviscerated, all while its creators jokingly glare at the audience, eyebrows raised and waiting for you to crack. When the movie makes its debut in theaters and on VOD this August, it should come equipped with a "splash zone", so that those who want to bathe in its geysers of blood can do so. The S. Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk, Brawl In Cell Block 99) penned alternative franchise timeline has a corpse (not to mention puppet) count that's near impossible to keep up with, as it doesn't so much play as a narrative. Instead, it's a "SMASH CUT TO: KILL" parade of gory set pieces, each more ludicrous than the last."

Now, there's a trailer for the new, hate crime-laden adventures of Blade & Co., which does a solid job selling this splatter parade: 

Oh hell yes. We have a ton of special content lined up for when The Littlest Reich drops, as it's an old school massacre hour horror movie the likes of which we don't get too many of anymore. Basically, you should start stocking up on beer and weed now, and call your gorehound buddies to throw a party along with this kill fiesta. 

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich hits select theaters and VOD August 17th. Get ready to bathe in mean-spiritedly hilarious plasma.