Riverdale

*Aggresively screams the lyrics to "Carry On My Wayward Son"*

No one’s innocent in Crime Town.

Her boyfriend's back and it's gonna be real awkward (hey la, hey la!)

Ronnie at least had the decency to wait a month or so.

The King is dead. You are all free.

Why is Archie Andrews the worst?

Don't worry, Jughead. Betty doesn't need you or anything. It's fine. Go help Archie be dumb.

We have... so many questions.

Flip for your fate.

Long live FLOTUS Toni.

If you drink cyanide, you're gonna have a bad time.

WHO STEALS A DOG?! HONESTLY?!