Criterion Chan: HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU
Yes, there are bad Jackie Chan movies.
Yes, there are bad Jackie Chan movies.
It turns out the key to unstoppable kung fu is opium.
Well, more like Criterion Hung.
Jackie Chan and five goofy ghosts kick some ass.
Move along, nothing to see here.
UNCUT GEMS for people who can’t handle UNCUT GEMS.
About as indulgent as they get.
Sander and Spade cure cancer. It's not worth it.
For real, how bad can it be?
It’s a disaster! (But the movie is okay.)