Finally! Crackle Is Bringing Us A JOE DIRT 2

Guess what? I fucking love Joe Dirt. I think it’s funny and sweet and some other synonym for either funny or sweet. Sure it’s a little gross and crass and some other synonym for either gross or crass, but that poor Joe Dirt wormed its way into my heart long ago, and he has yet to leave. If nothing else, the movie plays like a version of Forrest Gump you don’t have to feel awful about liking. Just a little bad about liking.

Just because I really enjoy Joe Dirt, it doesn’t mean I ever asked for or wanted a sequel. But life has a funny way of freely offering stupid shit you don’t need. Therefore, internet superstar Crackle is going to pay David Spade to make Joe Dirt 2.

Not much else is known. This will likely remain true even after the movie comes out. The film will begin shooting this November for a 2015 release. It will only appear on Crackle, I’m assuming, which means no Red Box love for Joe Dirt 2. Too bad.