Javier Bardem Sets Sail In A New Image From PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5

For whatever reason, USA Today ("The Most Respected Newspaper In The World", according to last year's Popstar) decided to drop their 2017 movie preview on us on a Sunday afternoon. Sundays are for drinking, USA Today, not for writing up movie stills!

And yet, here we are. First we got a new look at Zack Snyder's Justice League. Then we got a very curious look at Michael Bay's Transformers: The Last Knight. Now we're back for a third go 'round with a new image from Disney's forthcoming Pirates Of The Caribeean: Dead Men Tell No Tales., the fifth installment in their inexplicably long-running Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise.

Let's gawk at it.

So, as you can see, that's Javier Bardem (Skyfall, The Counselor) as the villainous Captain Salazar, piloting god-knows-what-ship to god-knows-where. I'm honestly not sure if he's a ghost or a serpent-man or a squid-person or a zombie-pirate or what, but I'm sure that'll all get sorted soon enough. All I know about Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 is that it revolves around Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp, of Tusk and Yoga Hosers) on what I assume will be a hijinks-filled quest to hunt down the lost trident of Poseidon. 

What do you guys think? Dig Bardem's look? Not so much? Excited for a fifth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie? Sound off in the comments below, and stay tuned for updates on this one as they come our way.