STAR WARS 9, INDIANA JONES 5, FROZEN 2, And THE LION KING 2.0 Get Release Dates

Find out how much longer you need to stay alive.

By Apr. 25, 2017

If you look out your window right now, you will notice that it is positively raining Disney movie release dates. Stay inside because no umbrella can save you.

So here they are:

Star Wars: The Hope Falters will come out May 24th, 2019. Don’t die before May 24th, 2019. May the twenty-fourth be with you.

Indiana Jones 5, or 4 for those of you who think that joke is still funny, is now slated for July 10, 2020. Don’t die before July 10, 2020.

But that’s not all! It looks like the much anticipated Frozen 2 will come out November 27, 2019. Try to have a kid before December 27, 2019.

And finally, that Lion King live-action remake now has a release date of July 19, 2019. Might as well take your Frozen 2 kid to that as a warm-up.

It’s hard to get too excited when these dates are so far away. I keep expecting them to cancel Indiana Jones, and of course, it's interesting to have Star Wars leave December.

Any numerology folks here? Now is your time to shine!

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