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If there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that we're all too goddamn busy.

In between work responsibilities, the upkeep of our social lives, the need to spend quality time with the family, and the mandatory, twice-daily "curl into the fetal position while shrieking into a pillow" breaks, adult life in the Brave Year of Our Lord 2018 sure is a lot. It's so much, in fact, that you might not have the time you need to keep up with your favorite entertainment blog! 

And that's why we're launching the Birth.Movies.Death. newsletter.

If you take a look over on the right-hand side of your screen, you should notice a little orange widget that says "Sign Up For The BMD Newsletter". Entering your email address into that widget will - you guessed it! - sign you up for the BMD newsletter. Every Friday, you'll get an email from us containing some of our best, weirdest, and funniest stories, stuff that may well have slipped through the cracks while you were out living your life.

It costs nothing, it's gonna be fun, and it will almost definitely not cause any harm to you or your loved ones. There's literally no downside to subscribing! Sign up today, and keep your eyes peeled for the first edition of the BMD newsletter, which should be arriving at the end of this week.