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You can't disagree with this list. The numbers don't lie.

The alien moon of Pandora is a magnificent creation, but Cameron’s science fiction epic undermines itself.

You had a good run, AVATAR.

And that’s pretty much all we know.

And sort of weird. It looks like he will continue to be sort of weird.

Four are (allegedly) real. The rest, not so much.

James Cameron’s directing remains chef-kiss good in the mo-cap world.

Well at least he's confident.

The King of World still knows that it's your wallet that dictates how many AVATAR sequels he makes.

Well, that's...interesting.

AVATAR sequels will continue until morale improves.

It's called The World of Pandora, but come on: you know we're gonna call it AVATAR Land.