Chris Columbus

(The movie will probably take more than five nights to make.)

And no, FANTASTIC BEASTS doesn’t count.

Ouch! Right in your miserable childhood.

We might even see Billy again.

Don't set her on fire, either.

This whole thing is per TMZ and Twitter. 

All signs point to supreme greatness.

He'll 'steer' the bandwaggoning remake of the 1985 film. 

Give us this day our daily trailer! "Before a lifetime of adventure... came the adventure of a lifetime!" Somehow this line works in the trailer.

Horrible Hollywood douchebags to remake fantastic little Norwegian film.