Baywatch

The big screen reinvention of the trashy '90s soap is a sub-JUMP STREET goofball treat.

Someone in marketing finally wised the f*** up.

Our brightest star is about to shine on screens once again.

They're trying really hard to sell us on this, folks.

Bikinis, chiseled abs and casual swearing, as far as the eye can see.

It contains salty language and a lot of skin, so heads up.

This one hurts.

Hang ten for about a year. Then you can relax.

“Hey, there’s a huge rock on this beach!”