Say Something Nice

A modern haunted house steals the spotlight in this William Castle remake.

Skydiving stuntmen are the real rockstars of this ‘90s action flick.

On why the best scene in Snyder’s directorial debut is the opening credits sequence.

Lindsay Lohan blue herself.

How you gonna sqaunder that much talent, STAR WARS?

No, not the CG claws. Those are still awful.

The perverted poetry of Creighton Duke.

The next time someone queues up “Summer Lovin” at a karaoke bar, take the microphone away and hit ‘em with “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.”

Vintage costume design delivers the creepy tone that is otherwise disregarded in Frank Oz’s ridiculous robot remake.

Sifting through the wreckage of a disaster and salvaging some treasure.

Two words: Raul Julia.

There’s a brief, beautiful, bleak moment in the midst of all the dour nonsense.