Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth's post-9/11 horse soldier actioner is a bland attempt at revitalizing a producer's brand.

Old school Bruckheimer, with all the weird political trimmings.

This is why we’re lucky to have Marvel.

Oh, and Chris Hemsworth rides a horse and does his BLACKHAT accent.

Plus, it’s a Drew Goddard jam!

More Michael Peña is always a good thing.

It’s official!

The reboot is very funny, and pretty good.

This movie doesn't work in a way that's kinda charming.

That's Chris, Charlize and Jessica if you don't know.

Look at him point!

Ron Howard makes the vast rather smaller with an overly easy approach to the story that inspired MOBY DICK.