Escape From New York

We thought this remake was dead.

Snake Plissken don't cry. But he's definitely not pleased, either.

Guys, we already know Snake Plissken's real name.

Neck-injected explosive capsules (thankfully) not included.

PLUS: An interview with the artist.

You can now yell "Free Bird!" at a John Carpenter concert.

We got the streets, suckers. Can you dig it?

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK gets a new Blu, and BC makes guesses as to which Carpenter film will get the SF treatment next.

It’s still alive kicking. Today it’s kicking actors.

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! RETURN OF THE JEDI! STAR TREK (2009)! TWELVE MONKEYS! More!

*quits*