Jason Statham

Why they didn't take this route in the first place remains a total mystery.

Mucho homoerotic hijinks ahoy!

And they've got DEADPOOL 2's David Leitch to direct.

But Jason Statham does say "it's a Megalodon" all serious-like, so fuck it.

Ay Bruce, you're a right geezer, ain't ya?

No word on whether he punches a shark in this one or not.

Same, to be honest.

He does wear a velour diving suit though, I think.

This week the BMD favorite turned 50. To celebrate, a look back at his amazing career.

Vin Diesel is going to be pissed.

The Great Humanity Of Jason Statham, Action Star